Top Ten Ways to Make Communism Fun Again:

 10. Spell it with a "K."
 9.  Have Castro do guest shot on "Cosby"
 8.  Add mechanical shark attraction at Lennin's tomb
 7.  Have Revlon introduce new "Khmer Rouge"
 6.  Give everybody red birthmark decals to wear on forehead
 5.  Adopt "Lovable Loser" persona--like the '61 Mets
 4.  Get Skip Gorbachev to do a "Not Your Father's Oldsmobile"
commercial
 3.  Hire "The Chicken" to disrupt Politburo meetings (Not you R.M.!)
 2.  Have Deng Xiaopeng cry during Barbara Walters interview

 And the number one way to Make Communism Fun Again:

 1.  Less centralized economic planning; more rock